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the following is a list of current catch-phrases being used by myself, my friends and/or co-workers :

"domino, motherfucker!"

"come on, kid - don't be a fag."

"oh, what you must think of me..."

"thanks a lot, _____"....." for what?".... "for being a fucking asshole."

"that's dirty pool, mister."

"dat ass."

"them titties."

"fucking. clown. shoes."

that sure makes us sound either particularly foul-mouthed or particularly mysognistic. ah well.
 

:doug @ 4:59 AM

gruesome

disclaimer : not to be read by the skittish

so i managed to make it 3 months into my career as a chef without seriously injurying myself but friday night i finally did it, i sliced off the tip of my right hand ring finger while i was cleaning the industrial meat slicer. i even got a big chunk of fingernail.

but what i've learned is this : be more careful, fuckface. cause just a moment where you go without being aware of what you're doing can cost you a month or so of pain and discomfort. cause now i keep bumping it into things and even through the gauze and adhesive tape and finger cot, it stings like hell.

on the plus side, i can now make every salad dressing known to man from scratch.
 

:doug @ 4:35 AM

nothing is going right

and i want to start writing here again, but not unil i figure out why or until hings start to turn around. just know, everything is a mess right now.
 

:doug @ 3:34 AM