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Thursday, September 15, 2005
my favorite joke
A guy walks into a grocery store. He picks up a tube of toothpaste, two frozen pizzas, a two liter of Coke and few cans of soup. He walks up to the checkout and lays his items out on the belt. Bored, he picks up a tabloid and flips through the trashy stories.
He looks up, notices the cute cashier girl, goes back to his paper.
The girl, rings through the other customers and as she's scanning his stuff, she looks up at him. Back down at the stuff then back at him.... Eventually she asks "Single, huh...?"
Realizing she's talking to him he edges down the Enquirer, looks down at his stuff and smirks..." Gee, how'd you guess....?"
Quickly she replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."
A guy walks into a grocery store. He picks up a tube of toothpaste, two frozen pizzas, a two liter of Coke and few cans of soup. He walks up to the checkout and lays his items out on the belt. Bored, he picks up a tabloid and flips through the trashy stories.
He looks up, notices the cute cashier girl, goes back to his paper.
The girl, rings through the other customers and as she's scanning his stuff, she looks up at him. Back down at the stuff then back at him.... Eventually she asks "Single, huh...?"
Realizing she's talking to him he edges down the Enquirer, looks down at his stuff and smirks..." Gee, how'd you guess....?"
Quickly she replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."
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