twenty-nineWhat do you get for the man who has everything on his birthday?

A plethora of beverages of course. The only thing that can rival my love of sandwiches is my love of ice cold drinks. The only love that can surpass those loves is the love I have for the provider of both. Thank you, baby.
Thanks also to mom, family, co-workers and friends for an excellent twenty-four hours. Here I come 30, you cold bastard.